From oh so high in his sled,
Dropping in when you’re in bed!
Illegally parked, entered without knocking
Came to slip a something in your stocking?
Gifts for girls naughty and nice?
Sweety pie, you’d better think twice!
Forget the mice, I smell a rat,
I don’t think you should trust that cat.
“You better watch out, you better not cry”?
Have you ever asked yourself why?
The guy is just a perverted elf,
He’s dropped on in to gratify himself!
Send him a letter, tell the clown,
Not to come in your home town!