Another View on Santa

From oh so high in his sled,

Dropping in when you’re in bed!

Illegally parked, entered without knocking

Came to slip a something in your stocking?

Gifts for girls naughty and nice?

Sweety pie, you’d better think twice!

Forget the mice, I smell a rat,

I don’t think you should trust that cat.

“You better watch out, you better not cry”?

Have you ever asked yourself why?

The guy is just a perverted elf,

He’s dropped on in to gratify himself!

Send him a letter, tell the clown,

Not to come in your home town!